The website roast
We go looking for your business the way somebody in your town would: we search for what you do and see who Google puts above you, we open your website on a phone and time how long it takes, we read your reviews, and we find out what happens when a stranger tries to reach you on a Tuesday afternoon. Then we write all of it down and send it to you inside 24 hours, every problem in plain words with a number beside it, ordered by what it is costing you. Keep it and fix it yourself if you like. It is free either way.
We are going looking now. The Laundry List lands in your inbox within 24 hours, and if we find something expensive enough that it should not wait, we will call you instead.